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Posted by: thingsithink ( )
Date: September 22, 2014 09:09PM
Are mormons Apes?

I was under the impression they were considered primates and apes.

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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: September 22, 2014 09:37PM
They are every bit the ape as you are. (n/t)


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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: September 22, 2014 09:38PM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

Apeshit definately!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 22, 2014 09:57PM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

we are ALL apes.

Deal with it !

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Posted by: Meri ( )
Date: September 22, 2014 10:22PM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

primates. I don't have nearly enough hair to be an ape.

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Posted by: orange ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 02:26AM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

...but you have the goosebumps that were left behind once the ape hair was lost through evolutionary time. Goosebumps are there to raise the hair up to increase loft. It allows the air to stay warm around the body in cooler temperatures.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2014 02:30AM by orange.

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Posted by: Steve Davis ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 05:38AM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

anymoo Wrote:
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> primates. I don't have nearly enough hair to be an
> ape.

Apes are primates, primates are humans, and we're all mammals.

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Posted by: Meri ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 11:59AM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

Maybe I always have to speak in complete sentences.

Yes, we are primates. No, we are not apes.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 02:30AM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

They have the ape-postles of Cheeta's Christ.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 02:42AM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

Pretty obvious how they are well taught to ape certain prophetically proscribed behaviors.

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Posted by: nonsequiter ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 02:50AM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

I thought they were grapes.

Sour grapes.

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Posted by: White Cliffs ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 02:58AM
Re: Are Mormons Apes?

In our mission the Assistants to the President or AP's were called the "apes."

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Posted by: michaelm (not logged in) ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 03:25AM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

Some are ape-ass, batshit crazy.

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Posted by: rt nli ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 05:36AM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

Butterflies, actually.

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Posted by: quinlansolo ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 08:27AM
Re: I refuse to be an Ape!!!!

I was created 6thousand years ago..By this Jesus guy...

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Posted by: generationofvipers ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 11:25AM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

Yes, monkeys in supersacred undergarments

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 02:02PM
Re: Are mormons Apes?

Well I can't speak for you guys but I bloody well know that I am an Ape Man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEep67akIn4



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2014 02:03PM by Shummy.

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Posted by: moose ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 02:28PM
Thanks for the flashback! (n/t)


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Posted by: Heretic 2 ( )
Date: September 23, 2014 02:27PM
Are ex-Mormons, Christians, and Muslims apes?

All humans, regardless of religion or philosophy, are closely related to apes. I heard that the DNA of humans is some high percentage like 98% the same as that of chimpanzees and bonobos.

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