Masturbate? I got this rental car with XM in it, found the porn girls to listen, turned into a Driving Pervert.... This was one of the themes..Masturbation everywhere possible, but She said; "Heck, I'd hate to think my Pilot would masturbate on the fly" Life is good when you are corrupted to the bone (according to TBM standards).
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/29/2013 11:48AM by quinlansolo.
Because if I'm flicking the bean, let me tell you, I am not capable of much else. And when I get to O-Town, I can assure you, my eyes are rolled back up in my head and my entire body is convulsing. There's just no possible way to masturbate while driving down the road. I keep trying to wrap my brain around even trying and I just can't figure out how you could perform some complex function, like driving, while getting yourself off.
Ever notice how many euphemisms for masturbation are basically derived from male anatomy? As if women don't even do it, there aren't many words for us to use that actually describe what we do. Flicking the bean is one I've heard that comes closest. Rubbing one out is another good one that seems like it could be gender-nonspecific.
Had to take some off for not passing the filters 1. Battery testing 3. Bop 4. Bruise the beaver 5. Buff the muff 6. Butter the biscuit 7. Churn the butter 8. Club the clam 9. Clit flicking 10.Clit pick 11.Deck the nun 12.Dial 'o' on the pink telephone 13.Diddle yourself 14.Dig your own hole 15.Double click your mouse 16.Feed the beaver 17.Feel the love 18.Finger bang old Mary Rotten Crotch 20.Finger the bottle 21.Finger the love hole 22.Finger yourself 23.Finger the kitty 24.Flick the bean 25.Flick the flab 27.Flip your flossy 28.Frigging 29.Get lost in the deep end 30.Get your fingers wet 31.Go knuckle deep 32.Jill off 33.Jillin' 34.Juicin' out 35.Knitting 36.Lip Curlin' 37.Make love juice 38.Mine the hole 39.Part the pink sea 40.Pat the bunny 41.Pat the little man in the canoe 42.Pedicure the camel toes 43.Perfume the fingers 44.Pet the kitty 45.Play piano 46.Play with the cat 47.Play the hairy banjo 48.Play with your remote control 49.Play with your yo-yo 50.Poke the flounder 51.Polish the pearl 52.Praise the kooter 53.Pump your puni 54.Punch Jerry Garcia in the face 55.Push the love button 56.Ride the two-finger cowboy 60.Rub the button 61.Rub the elf 62.Rub the love lips 63.Rub the nub 65.Scratch the snatch 66.Sing in the shower 67.Slap the lips 68.Slippin' the kitten 70.Spank the kitty 71.Spelunk the cave 72.Squeeze Mary 75.Stroke the kitty 77.Tease the tuna taco 78.Tender the meat curtains 79.Think pink 82.Touch type 83.Touchy touch 84.Two finger salute
I pulled up to a red light and noticed the lady next to me had her head back, her eyes rolled up inside her head, and spasmed violently. I thought she was having a seizure. I pulled out my phone to call 911 but the light turned green and she sped away before I could press the second 1.
Now I get it.
She was flicking the bean on her way to O-town. Population 1.
is looking some hot legs, I love it. And it is soo liberating to listen some continuous dirty radio....It's normal...even though I'll get tired of it before long.