Between the crucifixion and heading back up Mormons say he was here (I guess in the present US) but exactly where?

I'll take a wild guess. Wherever Smith was when he dreamed this up.

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Disneyland bro.

Could've been Disneyworld.

The Emerald Triangle, Dude!

never never land

Hoboken.....LOLOLOL!

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A Honda dealership. Because Jesus and his apostles were in one Accord.

Thought he hit Las Vagas cause wasn't going to alacopokeya.

He got kicked out for counting cards. . . but really his dad rigged the games.

I had a vision of Mormons pouring out of the Accord in the circus center ring wearing their bakers hats and white stuff.

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Napa Valley. The Merlot is worth dying for.

LOL, with the three-day weekend theme.

Also, what was God thinking that he only gave him a three-day weekend to see America, plus I think he had earned a longer vacation.

I'm pretty sure he spent part of the weekend checking out Yellowstone Park. I also suspect he took a quick trip to the Grand Canyon.

We know for a fact Jesus stayed at a Marriott Hotel. During the last century (1970's) TBM's believed it was a Marriott in Central America. In this century the current belief is Jesus stayed in a Marriott in the unknown limited geography theory in some unknown place on this planet or perhaps even a different planet. Wherever the Marriott was he stayed in the Prophets Suite which has the Holy of Holies Jar. Much like the Genie did on the TV show I Dream of Jeanie.

It is hard work for a god to rip up mountains and kill millions with no trace of his great and mighty work. Jesus needed a rest. The sponge bed inside the Holy of Holies Jar was made from natural sponge and had no man made fibers in it. Plus the Jar has a TV mounted on the wall. There are also pictures of all the Prophets staring at Jesus on his sponge bed.

He was in the land of Bountiful. 3 Nephi 11:1

Using the Vernal Holley map that puts it near Lake Erie.

The Chicken Ranch.

Jesus loves him some chicken!

Looking for his lost bicycle after someone told him it was in the basement of the Alamo.