...I'm so angry with the church for intruding into members' bedrooms. Sure, there are non-Mormons with crappy sex lives, or none at all. But imagine if the One True God of Mormonism actually improved sex instead of creating so many ways for it to go bad. What if Mormons had the most fantastic sex on the planet? Imagine THAT missionary approach. "Excuse me, have you had enough orgasms today?" You'd think the LDS church could at least teach couples how to create the type of marriage where it's hard to keep your hands off each other. Oh, but that would mean, among other things, not treating your spouse as an interchangeable player in a church-assigned role, not criticizing your spouse for not being a perfect Mormon, not being a surrogate for the brethren. It would mean learning how not to be judgmental in a religion that's all about judging and condemning.
Hats off to Stray, you old dog. That said, enjoy it while you can. I'm 67 and in the last 5 years, I have slowed down a bunch. Of course, at 67, I don't have the needs I did when I was 30. But seriously, you go guy!