Posted by:
cludgie
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Date: May 24, 2013 09:43AM
You know how the Book of Abraham Facsimile 2 shows "God on His throne," sporting an erection. Some people insist that it is the Egyptian God Min who is always portrayed with an erection. Joseph Smith knew better, of course. But if God really is Mormon God (and he must be, because I just know it--I just know it), He'd have to have a constant erection, of course, because He'd be in the constant state humping his many, many, many heavenly mothers. You'd hardly have a moment to relax enough to go take pee between sessions. Truly, He is a better man than I... Than most of us, I dare say.
Anyway, THAT must be why God is on his throne with an erection. You know, should any non-believers ever ask.