See Monson actually wiggle his ears in General Conference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9w1banbesY

Auricular Muscles allow the ear to move and are believed to be vestiges of our evolutionary past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hieIDLLfo4I&list=PLbpi6ZahtOH7i_XcgTATY91Z3jhsOLUCQ&feature=w35-03

and guess what, male ear wigglers outnumber female wigglers two to one. Maybe this explains the real reason men hold the priesthood rather than women holding the priestesshood?

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/science/wonderquest/2001-10-11-ear-wiggle.htm

cricket Wrote:
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> See Monson actually wiggle his ears in General
> Conference:
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9w1banbesY
>
> Auricular Muscles allow the ear to move and are
> believed to be vestiges of our evolutionary past.
>
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hieIDLLfo4I&list=P
> Lbpi6ZahtOH7i_XcgTATY91Z3jhsOLUCQ&feature=w35-03
>
> and guess what, male ear wigglers outnumber female
> wigglers two to one. Maybe this explains the real
> reason men hold the priesthood rather than women
> holding the priestesshood?
>
> http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/science/wonder
> quest/2001-10-11-ear-wiggle.htm


<snort>

When he can lick his eyeballs like a lizard, I'll believe in evolution.

<end snort>

Sterling

Absolutely. Ear-wiggling was perhaps a way of communication thousands of years ago, before language. Monson is obviously not a modern man, just a throwback. We don't need to wiggle our ears. Does he have all his wisdom teeth? I don't mean wisdom, just the teeth. Evolution is eliminating them, I think.

No wisdom teeth is evolution? I only had two of them come in. And all this time thought I was weird. If this is true perhaps I can regain a tiny portion of the self-esteem I lost while traveling along the strait and narrow path (before I jumped ship).

poor Tom, he can't buy respect.

This thread is insulting to our dear Prophet. Wiggly ears are necessary for spiritually communicating with our Quaker Brethren on the moon.

Good point! Yes, our brethren on the moon. I understand they are tall. How and where did they hide from our landings? Probably someone said that the people on earth are corrupt and don't believe in the moon god/goddess and think about Kolob.

whilst his wiggly ears might be proof of evolution, his term as a phoney manipulating prophet taking peoples cash is proof of his EVILution.

"Thomas The Ear Wiggling Prophet" sounds like a good title for a children's book.

Biol 100 is a required course for every BYU student and evolution is taught as a fact. I had to read the origin of species in a Freshman literature course.

Evolutionary Biol (Biol 420) is required of all Biology majors as a capstone course.

BYU is serious that every student should know and understand evolution. Boyd K Packer aside, you cannot accuse Mormons of denying evolution since their university teaches it as an absolute fact.

So because the church owned school teaches it you can't accuse the church of denying it? You make no sense.

My dad, seminary, mission presidents all denied it. They denied it based on what they were taught at church and what it says right in the D&C.

My dad taught me that the earth was 6k years old. Fossils from before that came from other planets. Same with seminary teaches and mission presidents.

That whole 1984 approach doesn't fly. It's like saying the church isn't racist because they say good things about blacks now. That doesn't change the previous 150 years.