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Posted by: generationofvipers ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 04:19PM

" A Handcart Named Desire"

"American Hustle"

"Sex, Lies, and Goldenplates"

"Kokaubeam Wars"

"Seven Brides for Three Brothers"

"Lolita 2: even younger"

Or short and to the timely point: "Titanic"

I'm sure you can come up with better. Let's help TSCC out in naming this something better.

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Posted by: Paul the Apostle ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 04:22PM

"Meet the Morons Next Door"

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 04:27PM

The Counsellor's Daughter
Nauvoo Nights
Killer Joe
Meet the Morons
Take My Wife



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2014 04:27PM by matt.

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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 04:30PM

Legends Of The FALL!!!

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: tig ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 05:01PM

Bow your head, bend over, and say Yes, YES, YESSSSSS!!!!!

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Posted by: exmorphmon ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 08:23PM

Creatures from the Salt Lake Lagoon
Scripture Fiction
The Rude The Brainwashed and The Gullible
Moroni 13

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Posted by: StillAnon ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 08:32PM

Martin Scorsese's 1st film;
"Who's That Knocking On My Door"

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Posted by: canadianfriend ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 08:39PM

"Meat for Mormons" (but milk for everyone else).

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Posted by: whores'npratt ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 10:40PM

Still... the previews must suggest a title: The Modern Mormon Menagerie.

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Posted by: The Man in Black ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 11:01PM

Silence the Lambs.

Ineption.

Saving Ryan's privates.

Apocalypse soon.

Singing in the Moisture.

Monty Python and the Holy Ghost.

Brother Smith Goes to Washington.

How to Train Your Children.

Finding Bednar.

The Princess Brides.

There will be Blood Atonement.

Million Dollar Building.

Harry Potter and the Tender Mercies.

Groundhog Sunday.

Mobsters Inc.

It's a Wonderful MLM.

Country for Old Men.

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Posted by: thingsithink ( )
Date: September 02, 2014 08:51PM

Good stuff. Lol. Groundhog Sunday - hehe



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/02/2014 08:54PM by thingsithink.

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Posted by: ozpoof ( )
Date: September 03, 2014 12:43PM

Groundhog Sunday says it all.

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Posted by: noshirking ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 11:05PM

Pulpit Fiction

From Salt Lake with Love

Deliverance

Anatomy of a Massacre

Dunn's Days of Glory

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Posted by: jerry64 ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 03:42PM


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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 03:21AM

Documentary on Mormonism: Lies and More Lies

Meet the Do Do's

Mormons: One Big Mystery

Mormonism: An 'Ism' You'll Remember

Lord of the Lies

Sour Grapes of Wrath: Meet Mormonism

Truer Lies were Never Spoken: Meet Mormonism

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Posted by: ozpoof ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 04:48AM

Meet the Hypocrites.

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Posted by: Cokeisoknowdrinker ( )
Date: September 02, 2014 12:45PM

ozpoof Wrote:
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> Meet the Hypocrites.


I lol'd big time on these...

this one got me

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Posted by: Cokeisoknowdrinker ( )
Date: September 02, 2014 12:46PM

"Seven Brides for one Elder"

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 03:32PM

Mormons Rethink the Truth -
If you can't join them, beat them.

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Posted by: jerry64 ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 03:53PM

Father of the Brides
Four Weddings and an Endowment
It Came to Pass One Night
Cuddleshack: Joe Smith in Nauvoo

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Posted by: generationofvipers ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 05:27PM

LOL

After watching the previews I have my personal best name for the movie: Django Endowed

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Posted by: axeldc ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 10:07PM


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Posted by: sportsguy ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 10:24PM

O.M.G. I needed the laughs you all just gave me!

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Posted by: Mormon not ( )
Date: September 02, 2014 08:08AM

My Strange Addiction

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Posted by: fakemoroni ( )
Date: September 02, 2014 10:09AM

"Honey, They Shrunk My Brain"

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: September 02, 2014 10:31AM

A pioneer trek re-enactment goes terribly awry when starving adolescents preparing for their fast and testimony meeting climax go berserk and start hunting down and killing their adult advisors with custom made bows and arrows tipped with rags soaked in olive oil set afire.

Please ad plot lines to your titles by clicking here and typing them into the comments box at the bottom of the page:

http://www.salamandersociety.com/media/movies/meetthemormons/

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Posted by: msp ( )
Date: September 02, 2014 10:46AM

No Meat, the Mormons.
(You'll only get milk out of this film..if anything)

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Posted by: generationofvipers ( )
Date: September 02, 2014 12:37PM

Plot lines:

Titanic: They said it was unsinkable. Millions paid a premium price to join the voyage. But when the good ship Mormonism crashes into scholarship and social progress and then hits the internet headon, no passenger is safe. Watch the captain and crew demand the best lifeboats and leave the passengers to flounder in the icy waters. Thrill over the acts of mental gymnastics the desperate passengers engage in to stay afloat.


A Handcart Named Desire: Watch as two men of God unite to free the City of the Saints from a plague of intact hymens.

Hahaha

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Posted by: Elder What's-his-face ( )
Date: September 02, 2014 11:29PM

Meet Elder and Sister Doubtfire.

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Posted by: Redneck Wonderland ( )
Date: September 03, 2014 02:16AM

Tales from the Cult

The Cult that Stole Christmas:Merry Smithmas.

Planet of the Kolab:
Planet of the Kolab:Rise of the Nephites
Planet of the Kolab:Dawn of the Danites
Planet of the Kolab:Beneath the Mountain Meadow Massacre

Star of Kolab:Throne of God
Quakers on the Moon
Inhabitants of the Sun

The League of Extraordinary Conmen
Conman:The Legend of Joseph Smith
HinkWinked
Tommy Boy:Misdeeds with Widows
Lost in Translation:The JST
Jensen and Turley Go To Sweden: The Sweden Rescue
The Seerer Stone
Reformed Egyptian 101

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Posted by: mindog ( )
Date: September 03, 2014 02:47AM

Pahoran Village (Potyomkin Village anyone?)

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