From Paul Rolly's column it todays SLTrib. I happen to know Sue and Michele. Didn't realize Sue was this funny.
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/politics/58312567-90/married-utah-according-beer.html.csp

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Sue Geary legally married Michele Page in Napa, Calif., last July. They also married Dec. 20 in Salt Lake City after Judge Robert Shelby deemed Utah’s gay marriage ban unconstitutional.

Now, it’s unclear what their status is, so Geary has devised a new marital-status questionnaire for all government agencies to use on their forms.


Marital status (check all that apply):

» Single.

» Divorced.

» Widowed.

» Married all of the time and everywhere.

» Married all of the time somewhere else, but not here.

» Married all of the time here, but not everywhere.

» Married here some of the time, but not today.

» Married according to the federal government, but not according to my state government.

» Married for the purposes of some benefits, but not for others.

» Married according to my employer, but not according to my landlord.

» Married according to my clergy, but not according to your clergy.

» Married according to my mayor, but not according to my senator.

» Married according to my sister, but not according to my brother-in-law.

That ought to cover just about every circumstance, especially here in Utah.