http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRU5Bquymxo

Seriously? I bet L. Ron Hubbard foiled a few plots in his day.

Like this cancels out polyandry, taking money, inheritances, creating a militia to enforce your will etc. etc. etc.

Talk about guible. Oh, that I were an Evangelical and have the discernment of my fart!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me2H7Ja93Wg

Yes we know this kidnapping plot was foiled because Joseph Smith
said it was. And we know it was true because Joseph Smith is a
true prophet of God. And we know Joseph Smith is a true prophet
of God because he had the power of discernment to foil a
kidnapping plot.

I LOVE how the gospel is so consistent!

The circle is perfect and eternal. God expects us to strive to be perfect and to strive for eternal life, therefore it follows that we should apply circular reasoning in our quest for truth and knowledge.

Now if only he had discerned that the papyrus bought in Kirtland was a common Egyptian funerary text and not writings by Abraham, or that the Greek Psalter presented to him was written in Greek, the Kirtland Bank was huge mistake ending in financial disaster, that the Kinderhook plates were a fraud, that the Masonic rites he cribbed were not from Solomon's Temple, giving Harris the 116 pages was a mistake or that John C. Bennett, the 1st Pres. counselor, was a adulterous opportunist etc etc.

That farting preacher video was so immature...

...which is probably why I laughed myself silly. Thanks Elder Berry, I needed a good laugh today.