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Posted by: justrob ( )
Date: October 17, 2012 12:45PM

This is another black-eye on my childhood.
If we ever laughed much, my parents would tell us to stop... because it was evil.

WTF?

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Posted by: onendagus ( )
Date: October 17, 2012 12:53PM

One of my favorite utterances of our Lord Raptor:

"Well, if god didn't want to be mocked, he should have thought about that before making his ceremony chalk full of assclownery."

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Posted by: justrob ( )
Date: October 17, 2012 02:07PM

I love that "God will not be mocked," yet I (and several of us here) mock him frequently.

One would assume that the temple words "will not be mocked" are kind of an ultimatum with something to back them up.

But the mormon god is apparently such a lilly-livered pansy that he wont back up his threat with a lightning bolt every time I call him a silly figment of American folk-lore.

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Posted by: jesuscrisco ( )
Date: October 17, 2012 12:55PM

I'm starting to think of shifting my auto-response to the all-too-common question "why aren't you a member anymore" to something like:

"Because I really enjoy loud laughter."

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