Posted by:
Surrender Dorothy
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Date: October 16, 2012 01:00PM
You would have made a *terrible* Relief Society sister, xyz. A worthy sister must make use of items she has in her possession. Buying dowels is 'spensive and that money could be donated to Mormon Jesus' next real estate development.
If you had the true spirit of Relief Society in your bosom, you would have known with every fiber of your being that Lehi's Dream Iron Rod spectacular calls for tampons.
Sister Curious will finally earn the coveted title of bestest homemaking project leader in the whole corporation by her inspired choice to celebrate Smithmas, errrr, Christmas with the tampon nativity. Just between you and me, she's in the design phase of tampon-Joe in the sacred grove with tampon-Mormon-HF and tampon Mormon-Jesus.
http://www.tamponcrafts.com/nativity.html