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Posted by: Stunted ( )
Date: August 10, 2012 05:11PM
Doctrinal question: Did Raptor Jesus go extinct to atone for our sins? (n/t)


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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: August 10, 2012 05:18PM
Duh!

http://thechurchofraptorjesus.webs.com/

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Posted by: Jong1064 ( )
Date: August 10, 2012 05:30PM
Re: Duh!

I went to Dinosaur Tracks in St. George the other day and I saw Raptor Jesus. I put my fingers in the holes of his hands and thrust my hand into his side and I can testify that I know that Raptor Jesus lives. And I have the stuffed animal to prove it.

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Posted by: Stunted ( )
Date: August 10, 2012 05:50PM
Was it the KT event? And how did your Resurrection come about?

It's kind of embarrassing to ask these basic doctrinal questions after claiming to be your disciple and all. Maybe you should cut me a little slack though, our holy book "The Passion of Raptor Jesus" doesn't cover the deeper mysteries.

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