I read this today. It reminded me why we gave prophets and why they are necessary to keep the doctrine "pure":

Women don't have the Priesthood. Women have always had the Priesthood. Women have the Priesthood in the temple. Women have the Priesthood through their husbands. Women will never have the Priesthood. Women don't have the Priesthood because they are spiritually inferior to men. Women don't have the Priesthood because they are spiritually superior to men. Women will have the Priesthood in the next life. Women don't have the Priesthood because they have motherhood. Not all women are mothers (literally). All women are mothers (symbolically). Mormons practice polygamy. Mormons don't practice polygamy. Traditional marriage is between one man and one woman. Men can be sealed to more than one woman. Members will be required to practice plural marriage in the next life. Members won't be required to practice plural marriage in the next life. Women might exercise the spiritual gift of healing by the laying on of hands. Women cannot heal because it is an exercise of priesthood. Women can heal together with their husbands. A woman's prayer of faith is just as effective as a priesthood blessing. (But then why the need for priesthood blessings?) - See more at: http://www.patheos.com/Topics/2014-Religious-Trends/Mormon/Mormon-Women-Traditionalists-and-Feminists-Andrea-Radke-Moss-071014?offset=1&max=1#sthash.5EsNTGlh.dpuf

Like trying to nail jello to the wall.

...a wall sprayed with WD-40.