You go home teaching on your tractor.
You yell Giddianhi to get your horse to trot.

Lots more jokes like this at:

http://www.mormonzone.com/jokes.aspx?joke=0&cat=10

Pay Lay Alol

if you go to church

especially where I live...

You have a book of Mormon with a camo book cover.

That's a good idea. You won't be able to see it.

You say, "Oh, my heck."

donbagley Wrote:
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> You say, "Oh, my heck."
That's Utaharded
I've never heard a redneck say that.
I thought it was just the bluenecks.



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What in the oh my heck is a blueneck?

My belt buckles have shotguns and clay targets on them and I've worn them to Morg funerals.

Ron Burr

You might be a redneck Mormon if you say Hurcun instead of Hurricane.

Are you supposed to take your spurs off while passing the sacrament?

If you have a polished pair of cowboy boots you only wear to Sunday meetings.


You drive a high rise four door Pick up Truck to church and your wife and children have to jump down out of it in their dresses and heels.

Your wife has a tooled leather purse in the shape of a saddle complete with saddle horn.

The High School sports teams schedules of in town and 'away' games are printed in the Church bulletin.

Your Wedding reception was in a back yard with tiny lights strung over the clotheline and around the hay bale back drop where the Recieving line stood to greet their guests.

The bridesmaids wore matching long dark skirts with white blouses, or matching pinafore aprons.

The men wore only the top of the tailed tux, shirt ,and cumberbum with their boots and wrangler jeans. (actually that didn't look too bad!)

Rotflmao!!! I live in a town where people do all this stuff!

You show up to a church building while on vacation in a filthy truck pulling a 5th wheel that stays in the same parking spot for days.

You drive a scamper?

Funeral Potatoes have become a weekly menu item.