Just checking in to see how you're doing and if there's anything I can do for any of you.

Hi Literal Brother,

No need, the Mormon's are making a mockery of God's plan all by themselves...

Oh overlord. Just one question. Where is the vast power and wealth that I traded my soul to you for? Is it check? Is it in the mail?

But you've been such a good little minion, I'll lend you the keys to my 1983 Hyundai.

Ohhhh you live in Cuba! No wait, that's too late of a model for Cuba.

What's up Brother from the same Mother? The neighbors are blaring their music again.. mind hitting those heathens with a pestilence, earthquake, tornado or something? I'll buy ya some coffe or something in return. kthnxbai

You didn't get my impression of the winning lottery numbers quite right. Keep at it, okay?

Nice new mall, by the way. Good job on keeping the LDS leaders focused on worldly goods and not charitable relief.

Crap, the Mormons are out-eviling ME! SATAN, THE GREATEST EVIL DOER OF ALL TIME!

And if you don't exist, why would we believe anything you say?

I'm sure you know what that's like, right Stan?

Guess you will be getting a big party together to welcome Packer to hell when he dies. How are Kimball and McConkie doing down there?

"Just checking in to see how you're doing and if there's anything I can do for any of you."

I'm doing great! Thanks for asking sir!

If you could drop another bag of gold off at my place I'd sure appreciate it - I ran through the last one pretty quick.

Thanks!

Satan, Santa, whats the difference?

BTW, thanks for spell to make GAs constipated - from what I saw of GC it looks like it worked great!

More mischief and mayhem from yours truly.

Thanks for the Royal Flush Saturday night .. I appreciate it

Winning!

I too could use more of that stuff referred to as the root of all evil. Send some money my way, and I will laugh out loud.

Sir – can you recommend a good den of iniquity?

I have some free time this weekend and would appreciate your recommendations.

Yes, sir! Will do sir!

Pleanty of beer, I heard!

I will wear my David Lee Roth chaps as usual.

Nothing personal, just house policy.

Can you do that again? And maybe, just for a hoot, the thread-head could read: Could It Be?

But Satan, old chap.. buddy... I like hard rock aka the devils music.. they're playing rap n stuff. C'mon.. give em a sinkhole... bubonic plague... $5000 elctrical bill... something.

Did I say please?!

By the time they're 50, their hearing will be shot.

How's that?