Posted by:
kolobian
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Date: July 21, 2014 11:52AM
They would show up at a random chapel at midnight on a friday night and clean the shit out of it. Just spotless.
Then they would leave notes for the membership cleaning crew that would come in saturday morning: "This chapel has been thoroughly cleaned and blessed by the First Presidency and Quorum of the 12 Apostles. Service: Pass it on."
They wouldn't actually be required to clean, they have their cronies for that.
It would become a HUGE faith promoting story. Whose chapel will be next?
Wards all over the world would be anxious to find the notes in their chapel.
And you better believe they would keep their chapels spotless so that the brethren wouldn't end up having to actually do anything. It would be the best motivation to keep members cleaning chapels, and all it would take is a few random notes implying the holiest of holy men condescended to serve their fellow kolobians by cleaning toilets.
Again, that's "if they were smart..."