I was just thinking about the bible story where Jesus washes the apostle's feet. When one of them begins to protest, J-dog tells him that he came to this earth to serve, not be served. Jesus seems like a pretty solid, humble dude. I wonder if Tommy and the gang are that cool. Does anyone have any stories of the royalty slumming it and doing some peon duties?

Depends. Many of them don't use toilets.

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> Depends. Many of them don't use toilets.

WTF! Do they use the bushes around the Temple then? Oh, I get it! Their sh*t just doesn't stink!

They go in their Depends.

They save all their crap for the rank and file, and anything left is for rainy days. -Heh.

Fuckin-A! Do you think Boyd's chair has a sceptic system underneath for all the bullshit?

Boyd's chair is in serious contention for the next presidency. Not only does it regulate his biological functions, it manages his calendar and his catheter systems. Nutrients are cycled through his veins and capillaries with high resolution monitoring. Mechanically, the chair has a top speed of five miles an hour, more than enough to overtake Tommy at full waddle. It replaces Tommy's walking assistant, freeing up Boyd to rush in and cock block the podium.

The chair runs on the methane Boyd's ass exhausts daily. It is a self-directed, self-driven quantum chair. Fail to obey it at your own risk.

"Cock block the podium..." Hey, that's something I could get into. The Boner!

Sounds like a smart chair. Maybe it should be prophet instead.
"For all those who can sustain Boyd's chair as prophet, seer, and revelator, and president of the CoJCoLDS, please do so by the uplifted hand.."

...Boyd's competition chair. Used only on closed course. Do not attempt this without a RN on site.


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Wow, I just spit my coffee! GREAT line Don!

Or go to chapels without air conditioning or heating too?

According to Tom Phillips, they will clean you feet for you.

Photo ops only. We had a disaster site close to my city that stakes around the area were assigned to help clean up. The GA's who came to check things out were not dressed to work. It was muddy, dirty work so suits were not appropriate attire. If there are pictures of them serving, that is all they are, photo ops.

They'd be pretty stupid to do so, since they have so many Mormon dumbasses willing to do it. I bet you that there would be TBMs crying tears of shame watching a 90 year-old prophet cleaning a chapel or toilet.

Hypocrisy and elitism are two of the least interesting and off-putting things for me about Mormonism. You will find that in any large, hierarchal, patriarchal organization.

What about the dummies that do what they are told? They can quit any time they want. The Church is a proven fraud.

Why do people clean toilets for these guys? That's what interests me. Those of you who did this, why? What were you thinking?

What would be great would be if te 15 were the only ones left to clean the toilets.



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If a GA came in to use the toilet many Saints would riot over who gets to wipe the butt of the GA.

Yes they would, or empty the colostomy bag, whichever applies.

I'll never wash this hand again comes to mind.



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NO. Also, nobody asked my husband either. People with major health issues are not asked to clean the church.

I am fully enjoying the image offered of only the 15 left in the church and overflowing, gross, shitty toilets needing attention.

I think this just might be the moment when the Black 15 Suits would turn in their membership cards.

I'd like to see any of 'em engaged in physical labor...like shoveling barley in a hot grannery or picking rock in on a cold March day in Alberta....that'll put yer fuckin' testimony to the test!

Ron Burr

I do recall that at the gym at the Provo MTC none of us pleb missionaries was allowed to use the toilet on the ground floor - that wa reserved for visiting general authorities (as the gym converted into an auditorium for firesides).

Missionaries using the gym had to walk up two flights of stairs to use the toilet instead, just to keep the toilet ready for the off chance that a GA would use the bathroom once on the Sunday night.