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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: July 08, 2014 12:57AM

All around me was WALKING PORNOGRAPHY!

Girls and women, young and old, just walking around with TOTALLY
BARE SHOULDERS!!!!

I couldn't control myself. The sight of all those bare female
shoulders excited me, inflamed my passions and I . . . er, how
should I say this . . . I became aroused and physically
noticeable changes occurred.

It was embarrassing. But with all those BARE SHOULDERS on the
women how could I be expected to control myself?

So they threw me out of the nudist colony.

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: July 08, 2014 01:03AM

:D :D :D

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Posted by: anagrammy ( )
Date: July 08, 2014 04:12AM

since he obviously isn't the author of The Rules.


KW

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Posted by: ozcrone ( )
Date: July 08, 2014 02:01AM


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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: July 08, 2014 02:29AM

But where do the nudists carry their ID?

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: July 08, 2014 02:41AM

And how do they fry bacon???

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: July 08, 2014 03:49AM

and then the grease started spattering...ow!

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Posted by: Tiny Tears ( )
Date: July 15, 2014 08:43PM

The most popular guy at the nudist colony: the one who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts!

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Posted by: misterzelph ( )
Date: July 16, 2014 12:23AM

And the most popular woman? The one that can eat the 12th donut.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 15, 2014 11:23PM


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Posted by: twojedis ( )
Date: July 15, 2014 07:38PM

I've been sporting porn shoulders all summer. I can see the masturbators running for cover after they get a look at my skin exposure.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: July 16, 2014 05:41PM

Photos, photos ;-)

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: July 15, 2014 09:44PM

My afternoon coffee hangout/bar has some very cute women working there...and they like to show it off and we enjoy that they do.

Ron Burr

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 16, 2014 12:29AM

sorry, the term 'colony' is Completely Passe;

I haven't heard a genuine nudist use it for YEARS!

bacon (AND any cooking that splatters) is done WITH AN APRON ON;

ID cards? huh? keys, wallets are in the a) beach bag b) car.
we're mostly trusting souls, as in going s-dipping spontaneously, leaving clothes onshore.


(you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/16/2014 12:32AM by GNPE.

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: July 16, 2014 05:38PM

GNPE Wrote:
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> sorry, the term 'colony' is Completely Passe;
>
> I haven't heard a genuine nudist use it for
> YEARS!

I'm dating myself to the nudist magazines Billy Turgland's uncle
used to give him and that he would bring to school for us all to
"ooh, and aah" over behind the music room on lunch break. This
was long before "Playboy" was available.

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Posted by: sd ( )
Date: July 17, 2014 04:33PM

Susan I/S in all her Dominatrix regalia. You'll never be the same. :)

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Posted by: WVHome ( )
Date: July 17, 2014 05:07PM

Funny, technically I turn people on with my bare arms and cleavage showing all summer long and people can't control themselves around me. The fan-fare is a little gross... yeah, you should see PawPaw , WV once a year they have a nudist day. I've never been and usually its naked people you wouldn't want to see anyway!

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: July 17, 2014 05:41PM

Only in the Land Of Zion would I be considered walking porn for wearing a floral spaghetti strap top, daisy dukes and cowboy boots...

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