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Posted by: Quoth the Raven Nevermo ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 11:35AM
Why dont mobots proudly march in parades in silly temple garb?

mobots claim to be a mainstream religion, so why not proudly show their silly temple costumes? Because it will inspire everyone to be a mobot.... Mobots could also do some stolen masonic rituals. Do you think some mobots might realize that they look like total a@@holes?

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Posted by: ozpoof ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 11:59AM
Re: Why dont mobots proudly march in parades in silly temple garb?

It's sacred? Geez.

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Posted by: Quoth the Raven Nevermo ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 12:04PM
Re: Why dont mobots proudly march in parades in silly temple garb?

But not secret, right!?

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Posted by: ain't got no name yet ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 12:33PM
Re: Why dont mobots proudly march in parades in silly temple garb?

It used to be "secret." But in 1990 they changed all the wording from "secret" to "sacred," and "secrecy" to "sacredness." Now it's all normal. Mainstream, in fact. Nothing to see here. We're normal.

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Posted by: nomonomo ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 12:32PM
Re: Why dont mobots proudly march in parades in silly temple garb?

Instead of just marching, which would be boring, they could periodically raise their arms to the square in synchronization, and chant in the adamic language. Maybe put a baptistry on a float pulled by oxen.

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Posted by: adoylelb ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 03:01PM
Re: Why dont mobots proudly march in parades in silly temple garb?

They could also do the hosanna "shout" either while marching, or on a wagon pulled by oxen.

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Posted by: Quoth the Raven Nevermo ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 03:26PM
Re: Why dont mobots proudly march in parades in silly temple garb?

They would also have to be dressed up in historical costume and pulling a handcart, with a sign that stated their ancestors nearly froze and starved because they believed in a cult and ignored good sense. And how proud they are of their early brain washed family members.

And they would need a big sign that stated We are Speshal

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Posted by: canadianfriend ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 04:23PM
Re: Why dont mobots proudly march in parades in silly temple garb?

Your subline and the ensuing posts made me laugh. Great visual. Thanks.

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 10:30PM
Re: Why dont mobots proudly march in parades in silly temple garb?

Why don't exmos wear the regalia to show the world the cultism of moism.

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Posted by: Anon Dunn ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 10:57PM
Re: Why dont mobots proudly march in parades in silly temple garb?

I completely agree. Instead of disposing of the underwear, save it for an exmo parade of speshul undies. I'm sure that would make the news!

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Posted by: nomonomo ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 11:25PM
Re: Why dont mobots proudly march in parades in silly temple garb?

rhgc Wrote:
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> Why don't exmos wear the regalia to show the world
> the cultism of moism.


Yeah, that's a great idea!

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