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Posted by: outsider ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 09:12AM

According to the latest whitewash, the number of missionaries will peak early fall this year at about 78,000.

Just one year ago, in June of 2013, unnamed sources in the Morg predicted at least 100,000.

From http://www.ksl.com/?nid=1016&sid=25537582

"At least one church analyst predicts the total could swell to more than 100,000 next year before it levels out somewhat in the next several years. That would be nearly double the number of missionaries the church had during most of the 2000s.

Can you please check your pockets and under the sofa cushions?

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Posted by: slskipper ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 10:05AM

They will insititue a new program, tarted up with all the usual rhetoric about Hastening the Work. The new program will involve all "worthy" young men and women over the age of sixteen to Preach my Gospel every day as soon as they get home from school. After all, developing a personal life hardly matters when the salvation of the world is at stake!

I am half joking. Don't be surprised at all if this really happens.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/04/2014 10:07AM by slskipper.

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Posted by: Topper ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 11:32AM


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Posted by: msp ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 02:08PM

Probably in the same place as our testimonies..

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 02:16PM

I imagine the thinking was something like, "If we add 18-yr-old males to the 19- and 20-yr-olds, that would be a 50% increase. And if we add 19- and 20-yr-old females to the 21- and 22-yr-olds, that would be a 100% increase. Woo! 100,000, here we come!" But despite the hype and the "hastening," not enough young people were moved to join God's army of sales clones.

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Posted by: nomonomo ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 02:20PM

Yes, they probably made some linear projection without realizing that the more they try to increase, the participation rate will drop somewhat. In other words, the more they ask, the more unwilling people they will encounter.

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 02:23PM


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Posted by: AlexSa ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 06:13PM

100,000 - 78,000 = 22,000

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Posted by: outsider ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 06:35PM

AlexSa Wrote:
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> 100,000 - 78,000 = 22,000

My bad. It should be 88,000 and not 78,000.

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Posted by: In a hurry ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 08:43PM

Please check in the trunk of your car. (After all, they do get "trunky.")

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Posted by: Anon Dunn ( )
Date: July 04, 2014 08:50PM

>>Please check in the horn of your car. (After all, they do get "horny.")

Fixed it for you. :P [I apologize for the bad pun.]

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: July 05, 2014 12:10PM

They are the ones who find themselves, in some way or another, and don't miss the field at all.

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