Posted by:
Stunted
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Date: August 09, 2011 02:30PM
I was visiting with some extended family last night. As it always happens with Mormons the conversation turned to THE CHURCH. In this case it was assumed that I would soon be called to be a scout leader of some sort. I smiled and said “no, that isn't likely to happen”. I was happy to leave it there and move on to another topic but the good Mormon wouldn't leave it.
GM “How old is <your son>?”
Me “He's eleven now.”
GM “So he'll be in scouts soon.”
Me “Yeah”
GM “They'll call you for sure!”
Me Simply shakes head
GM “Why not” in a demanding tone
Me “Because I've learned the power of the word NO”
A few seconds of awkward silence ensued. Then Mother of GM, who knows of my apostasy, steps in and prevents any more discussion. I guess she didn't want her daughter exposed to the idea that someone could and would tell THE CHURCH no.
Stunted