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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:31PM

I have it on good authority that the majority of love bombing is aimed at women with more than ample bosomage. Is that right?

Just wonderin'...

Ron

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Posted by: Anon455 ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:34PM

Absolutely no truth to this rumor.....I myself am rather opulently endowed [!] in the upper regions, and I have never been love-bombed. In fact, the missionaries shook the dust from their feet across the street from me (while some family members and I were talking on the porch).

I haven't heard a word from anybody since!

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Posted by: Holy the Ghost ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:40PM

Did your house burn down?

My seminary teacher told us all about the shaking the dust from your shoes curse, and all the folklore surrounding it, then immediately regretted it because he thought as teenagers we'd use it (irresponsibly) and unleash havoc.

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Posted by: Anon455 ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:50PM

Yes, they actually wiped their shoes in the dust by the road and shook it into the wind!

My daughter called my attention to this strange ritual going on and the perverseness of it. Calling down a curse? Wow, really loving and Christian of them. I think Joseph and all his minions really show their true colors with that little action.

No, my house did not burn down. My neighbors still love me. Although, my daughter, her husband and 3 children DID move into my house--and it's now chaotic in the extreme. Perhaps that is a sort of curse! LOL!

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Posted by: jessica ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:34PM

Well, that would explain my lack of lovebombing. LOL!
I think it has more to do with how socially connected you were to the ward more than anything.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:37PM

Not me. I think the quotient is directly tied to the bosomage. ;)

Ron

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Posted by: jessica ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:40PM

I can see that if you are in a singles ward.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:42PM

Oh, Jessica, my dear child! We're dealing with the penishood here, sweetheart. Marriage has nothing to do with it. :)

Just sayin'...

Ron

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Posted by: jessica ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:44PM

I have much to learn it seems. Bosomage has never been my strong point.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: June 02, 2011 01:46PM

As do all of us. :)

Ron

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