I am evil.

I drink coffee.

I have an IUD.

My boys don't know how to pray.

I voted No on prop. 8

I prefer lace thongs.

Vodka whispers sweet nothings now and then.

I think Glen Beck is a dangerous nut case.

I have sex for pleasure.

I cook with wine, and drink it while I cook.

I say "fuck" under my breath when the mood strikes.

I read Brody's "No Man Knows My History."

I don't care if my husband enjoys some porn.

I have shared my secret name.

I eat breakfast at Denica's with the fam on Sundays.

I have an assortment of bikinis.

I watched Rodriquez's "Machete" last night with my husband.

Thinking about the endowment makes me anxious.

I own a vibrator.

Garments made my skin crawl.

My son didn't get baptized.

I own books about most religions.

I own books about atheism.

I own a lot of books that have cuss words and refer to pre-marital sex.

I have fantasies about laughing in David Bednar's face.

I celebrate Christmas with family and friends. Jesus isn't invited.

I'd give my money to Brittney Spears before I paid tithing.

I spend time on exmormon.com.

I read "The Hobbit" instead of scripture to my boys at night.

I wear tanks and strapless dresses.

I am happy.

I am content.

I do not fear death.

I am evil.



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I consider myself a AAA--adulteress, agnostic, apostate.

Oh and I say fuck OUT LOUD on a regular basis.

I bet you eat mushrooms too.

;p

Give me soft lace over cotton wedgies.

I have sensory issues and can't even stand to wear flip flops because it bugs me to have something between my toes. So I poke at people who can wear stuff I can't.

Mushrooms, on the other hand, are definitely evil. Only bad people eat the nasty, squishy things.

:)

Guilty as charged. Soy el diablo, amante de champiñón.

Don't want a strip of anything between my ass cheeks.
It's VS cotton bikinis for me, or nothing at all.

I've got a good open minded wife, but I wish that I could switch out cl2 and the Queen for a couple of my sisters.

Dear Queen of Denial,

I think we would make excellent friends.

Heather

I've thought that since your first post! I'll be in Idaho the end of June. ; )

Are you pulling my awesomely white leg?

I would love to meet up!

Papa promised the boys baby bison in Yellowstone.

Sweet!

Seriously, if you have time I'd love to meet ya. Only if you can and want to...


:)

Catholic school girls are naughty.

They must have been naughty to have been held back all those years because all the school girls I see online are 18 years old or older.

The StalkerDog™ thinks you are wonderful!!!!!!!






(Don'tcha just hate snots that talk about themselves in the third person?)

Ummmm, I'm tellin'!!!

LOL. Happy to be "evil", too.

And good for you!

I think you just turn on all the men on this board :)

You'd enjoy some porn yourself.

You are so right, you are evil!!!! You have a whole assortment of bikinis and I just don't know if this 45 year old body of mine will ever look decent in a bikini again. So I will have to hate you for that! You are not only an evil bitch, you are a thin, evil bitch! :P

Or whatever.

Keep doing what your doing, it's hawt ;)

Evil with a nice butt is a good thing, or so I've been told. ;)

Ron

Well based on that list...I'm EVIL too and loving every minute of it!

I don't own a vibrator!

WCG, I command you to head over to the sex toy shop of your choice immediately!

Reading "The Hobbit" to your kids at night is so cool, you have enough points to get away with anything short of murder.

P.S. You've got a lot of guys on this post jumping up and down like horny Cocker Spaniels, but not me--I can resist that--ow! I just landed on my package.

With you as his lady, that chap's life ROCKS!!! ;oD

The lucky devil!