Here are a few clues why the Mormon once-was-a-man God is a really stupid God:
1 - He condones lying. If you ignore the whole made up story, you could start with Joseph Smith lying about his polygamous escapades, right through to Gordon B. Hinckley's "I don't know that we teach that," and beyond.
2 - He told Joe Cannon to re-open Geneva Steel.
3 - He has a "for profit arm" (Deseret Management Corp.) in the structure of His so-called church. Money and profits are very important to Him.
4 - He likes expensive baubles, such as the $100,000 price tag of chandeliers in celestial rooms of Mormon temples, even though He already owns the world.
5 - He thinks the label on your underwear is very important.
6 - He doesn't know who you are so you need a secret password to get into His celestial clubhouse.
7 - He wants young men to waste their time and money trying to convert people, despite saying baptizing them after they die is just as good.
8 - The most important thing in His heaven is boinking His multiple wives. And apparently this is a non-stop activity with some 35 billion people having already been born on this earth ... and counting.
There you go. I'm sure you can add a hundred other reasons to the list, so feel free to do so.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/28/2011 06:06PM by byualumnuts.