Ok people, open up your apostate imaginations and contemplate the fun to be had at the next General Conference when Dieter Uchtdorf steps up to the pulpit and addresses the congregation.

The set up: In that many LDS women find President Uchtdorf "rather attractive" in that Mormon manly spiritual sense and that Mormon women can be intensely moved upon the "Spirit" - click this image to add fire to that priesthood passion.

http://www.salamandersociety.com/news/070131uchtdorf_garment_pasties.jpg

Now with that image in mind, add a scenario where several hundred female conference goers "catch the spirit" and burst into raucous, spontaneous celestial climaxes while President Uchtdorf is speaking to them, just like what happens in this re-take on the famous scene in the movie, "When Harry Met Sally."

https://www.youtube.com/embed/shC016PnxPs

The bliss and rapture of hundreds, yeah, even thousands of women would not only overwhelm any security personnel but would make news as the most engaging, fulfilling and out of this world General Conference ever.

Imagine the looks on the Brethren's faces as it dawns on them what is sweeping over the congregation. LOL!

The silver devil does get the attention of the ladies. These are people who believe that the serpent beguiled Eve. The Dieter is subtile.

I can't see the name Dieter without thinking about Sprockets
https://screen.yahoo.com/sprockets-000000325.html



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/01/2014 09:20PM by ladell.

don't be afraid

touch my monkey


now ist de time on sprokets ven ve dance

PH MTG/session?

What makes you think it will dawn on the brethren? Most of them have never seen a female have an orgasm.

^THIS^

Made me laugh.

Tres gut, tres gut, gres gut!

Great!

and like to think I'm at least average in looks for my age. My wife goes a little gaga over his. She doesn't ask for his autograph or swoon in his presence, but I can tell she's a little smitten. My brohter calls her Dieter's smitten kitten.