Tell me if this is true.... "SOAKING" I've heard that there was this thing going around the BYU campus where the guy could insert his tool and as long as he didn't hump it was ok. If he just happened to go off while inserted then it wasn't his fault. The kicker, I'm told, is that sometimes the couple would get a "jumper" in on it. The Jumper would actually jump on the bed during "non intercourse insertion" and that would cause the orgasm. And, therefore it wasn't really doing the big nasty. Really or is someone putting me on?



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just fuck already. Really? These walkarounds are ridiculous. Put your dick in her vagina and have fun.

LOL..

Agreed. Only a dumbass TBM adolescent could come up with something this dumb. So maybe Soaking is a real alternative

"TBM adolescent could come up with something this dumb."

Look up mormon porn or bubble porn..

Never heard about this while I was there, or since.

There were those that tried to carve out an exception for oral sex, but other'n that... sex was sex. Goofy workarounds like this wouldn't work for the girls, or the leadership, or the honor code office.

Pretty sure what you've got on your hands is an urban legend.

it's not an urban legend. I have dry humped many members lol

Come come ye saints

and be done with it

unless it hurts :(

so much webspace is consumed by misanthropic mormy sexual speculation

a furtherance of horny joe's adolescent agony?



it pains me to ask yet again

:(

Which is the real evil...

BTW, I understand the term "floating" is used interchangeably.

Haha I just wrote this on the dry humping thread. I'd feel like a masturbation device!

I just looked up "Mormon Porn" also "Bubble Porn" This is so fucking stupid it has to be a Moron creation. Who else would take the time to put this dumbass stuff together?

Yep, I've heard of soaking before. Jumper came up on the board a few months ago, and someone verified that it does happen. They have to get someone to jump on the bed. Crazy.

Maybe the guy would be able to do this successfully, but I doubt that this would work for me.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be a very good "soaking partner" for anyone!!! ;)

All the risks and none of the reward. Just have sex already. So dumb.

Hey maybe there is a whole new Mormon pyramid scheme with Soaking.. you could sell franchises and get rich...get your family and friends involved in NudeSkin Soaking products !

What's up to you people hahaha browsing through the threads makes me smirking. hahaha springfever?
ya my MoBF did all that crappy shit too... we dryhumped a lot and finally we wanted to try that soaking too ... ya we were young and stupid....
ended up that he screwed me... haha
Did you know that there should exist a mormon makeout? heard rumors of that when I was a teen....
taken from urban dictionary

Mormon Make Out
The act of a boy and girl from the LDS church
pressing one another's cheeks together and begin
moving their tongues against the insides of their
own cheek. Creating the effect of making out
with no penetration or inappropriate behavior.

Mormonteen: Mom, what are all these pots doing in the sink?

Mormonmom: They're dirty, so they're soaking. Why did you poke your girlfriend?

Mormonteen:The bishop said my wiener was dirty, so I soaked it.

If you soak in the tub do you really need a jumper?

I saw this on Amish Mafia too. Just too bizarre.

See, this kind of thing I never understood. I get those who truly buy in to the church and don't do anything close to the deed (that was me). And I get those that don't really have a testimony and just decide to screw. But those that do these ridiculous workarounds must be idiots, plain and simple.

Mormons didn't make this up. It's featured in Tantric sex.

I think it's referred to as the Provo soak. And if your doing the Provo soak you might as well make it a Provo push then everybody wins

Sounds like a good way to get pregnant without any of the fun.

Checkout Garfield & Oates "God's Loophole". LMAO the first time I seen it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l17O24ltXeM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

the provo soak strikes again.