An untimely sneeze sort of got this thing off to the wrong start. Must be a sign from the gods.

I was scrolling through the ordain women profiles and thought that there are some attractive women that have red hair that should get the priesthood.

Then I started to think of a ridiculous profile that would never get posted:

I'm THoM. I want to confess to masturbating to a hot bishop, not some old wrinkly dude. I think hot red headed women should be ordained.


I am then reminded of the Flight of the Concords' song where the singer says he is a bit of a sexist, but you lovely bitches should know that I'm trying to correct this.

Sorry, and amen.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/13/2014 09:23PM by Susan I/S.

Brings a whole new perspective to the laying on of hands.

Consecrated olive oil? What ever bishop. I'll use what you recommend!

I have a red hair and would consider myself attractive, but I don't want the priesthood. Give it to someone who wants it, instead of basing it on their looks.

Fidget,

I don't under stand your point. Whom The Lord calls The Lord qualifies, giggidy-giggidy.

THoM

At least spell giggity right :P