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Posted by: jebus ( )
Date: April 11, 2014 09:26PM

I told him that I believed it to be a normal and natural thing.


He said if I didn't stop, he would have to ask me to leave his office.

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Posted by: Latter Day Ain't ( )
Date: April 11, 2014 09:30PM

You probably shouldn't be doing it right in front of him.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 11, 2014 10:07PM


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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 11, 2014 11:08PM

you poor eyesighted hairy palmed bastard !

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Posted by: misterzelph ( )
Date: April 11, 2014 11:10PM

My parents taught me that I couldn't love somebody else until I first learned to love myself. So I took their word for it.

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Posted by: Outcast ( )
Date: April 11, 2014 11:12PM

Masturbation is considered very normal and healthy for human being creatures by people with lots more training than your bish.

We need it when a partner isn't readily available. Lots of good bodily reactions come from rubbing one out.

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Posted by: mike ( )
Date: April 11, 2014 11:16PM

He very well may do it himself. Why don't you ask him?

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Posted by: anagrammy ( )
Date: April 11, 2014 11:28PM

The whole masturbation obsession is about instilling a deep sense of guilt and lack of integrity which is later exploited when leadership requires "lying for the Lord."

Priesthood holders have been lying since they were 12.


Kathleen Waters

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Posted by: Tupperwhere ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 12:14PM

you signed your real name instead of anagrammy this time. I like it! :)

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Posted by: boydslittlefactory ( )
Date: April 11, 2014 11:27PM

"use it or lose it"!

That was several years ago before we left TSCC.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: April 11, 2014 11:54PM

so i dodged a bullet on the jackin off stuff

never admitted to it to the bish or my mom

however

made the later on confessional to the bp and then the sp and then all the way up the line to GBH in SLC and you would have thought that i had raped all his daughters

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 05:00AM

All the way to GBH, huh?Now that's some impressive sinning!

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 05:06AM

To the tune of "Funiculi, Funicula:"

"last night I stayed up late to masturbate,
It felt so nice; I did it twice,
Last night I stayed up late to pull my pud,
It felt so good; I knew it would.

"You should see me working on the short strokes,
I use my hand, it's oh, so grand.
You should see me working on the long strokes,
I use my feet, it's oh so neat.

"Smash it, bash it, beat it on the floor,
Smite it, bite it, ram it in the door,
I have some friends who think to fuck is simply grand,
But for all-around enjoyment I prefer it in the hand."

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 05:23AM

okay, baura, that is some fine incidental lyricism. Lyrics of the satirical kind.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 09:57PM

Tell him you can't reach it with your mouth anymore so, out of morbidity (durn as pell check twice) necessity!!), you must use your hand



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/12/2014 10:06PM by moremany.

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Posted by: The Oncoming Storm - bc ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 12:11AM

Har!

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Posted by: ozpoof ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 12:15AM

I've tried my hand at sex many thousands of times and I can safely say I know exactly what I'm doing and how to get the most out of my experience.

Perhaps the Bish needs a good wank.

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Posted by: ladell ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 12:25AM

Three putting is like masturbating, everyone does it, but very embarrassing if your friends see you do it

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Posted by: anonymousposter ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 04:25AM

Well when I got baptized really NOONE told me explicit that masturbation is wrong.
I learned that I shouldn't screw around with others before getting married but noone told me that it was wrong to enjoy myself.
About half a year later I had an interview with the bishop for a dead dunking TR - he asked me if I do masturbate. I was totally shocked by this question. I said there must be something wrong with him asking a young girl who can be his daughter this kind of question. He said that he do ask his daughters the same question and that there is nothing wrong with it but my reaction to it showed him that I am wrong and being a masturbater!!!!!
I need to repent my sins and stop it - he will be there to help me trough and to overcome my bad habit. Even involved the RS later. This was when I realized that the we love you marshmallowworld doesn't exist. However it took me years to get out anyway. I wished I had the guts to slap the bishop and simply leave his office for his offending questions....

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 06:13AM


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Posted by: hikergrl ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 12:10PM

So my church has been very clear that the Bible doesn't say it's a sin. In fact, many Christian childrearing books acknowledge that it is normal and healthy. That said, porn is a no-no.

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Posted by: choosethereasonable ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 12:24PM

Ask the bishop to do it for you

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Posted by: the one who writes no more ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 01:58PM

OMH, JEBUS, the thread you started is cracking me up!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 02:10PM

mmm: more micro-management

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Posted by: Devils Spawn ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 03:00PM

I wanna master-bate during the next testimony meeting so I can show all the eight-year-olds how to do it. Is that wrong?

}:-)>

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Posted by: pathfinder ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 03:34PM

eight year olds??? your sick!!! WTF..

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Posted by: Devils Spawn ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 03:51PM

Well they should know because the Bishop's going to call them in alone and ask them about it. Why should they have to be put on the spot and embarrassed?

I'm sure all the 12-year-olds have already figured it out for themselves so they're good.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 09:25PM

Tell him I said for him to mind his own fucking business.

Ron Burr
Lethbridge, Alberta
Canada

I'm in the phone book...

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: April 12, 2014 09:53PM

Tell him to get a hold of himself!
That you can't... because you might not can



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/12/2014 10:00PM by moremany.

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Posted by: jebus ( )
Date: April 13, 2014 06:56PM

When I was 15 my Uncle was bishop of our ward. My friend in the same ward was dating his daughter/my cousin Debbie.

My Uncle was interviewing my friend to become a Priest and asked him; "Do you have a problem with masturbation?"

My friend told him... "No problem at all, Debbie does it for me."

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Posted by: hotchi ( )
Date: April 13, 2014 07:22PM

My friend is a catholic, and he and his sister went to a mass once and the sermon was on sin. When masterbaition came up, the sister laughed. The friend was confused st first, but she replied "If it's a sin, every male in this room has to line right up to confess."

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