Posted by:
Elder Berry
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Date: April 10, 2014 08:20PM
So I just got a mass text that everyone is replying to. Thanks Bro! One brother has my number. Well, all these people (10 of us) are gushing to each other about how great everyone is and how they are so blessed to have brothers and sisters like they do.
http://www.ibtimes.com/happy-national-siblings-day-how-did-it-start-435698What planet do they exist upon? Oh, yeah Planet Nearest to Kolob. How could I forget?
We never really got along well growing up and when I did have anything to do with these people they weren't close to me or each other. It is just a myth of Mormon families they are worshiping, and Elohim, Jehovah, and Michael bless me, there is a day to do this!!!! Isn't it wondersful?
But what really gets me is my little brother. We used to email and I told him that if he kept hitting me with the Mormon crap I wouldn't reply and wouldn't talk to him.
Well, you know what happened.
So I emailed him one final time. That was a few years ago. But now thanks to my older brother to whom I gave my cell phone number to talk about his gay son all of these people know my cell phone number.
And guess who is trying to contact me? You guessed it. The guy who can't have a conversation without Mormon shiz coming up like what comes up when you make bad choices drinking.
Happy National Siblings Day everyone. I wonder if there are cards for this? They all have my address - send a card!