Why not go to mormon.org and visit with missionaries in a CHAT session?

You can learn so much.

Stuff like 'The Book of Mormon is not history, but it is true'.

The Three Nephites are not needed any more.

God does not like homosexuals.

Faith trumps facts because God liked the faithful more than those who study.

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Those are just a few gems I have had thrown at me on Mormon Chat. Asking questions and putting out information (usually accused of finding it from anti-mormon sources even when I get it straight from LDS official website) can be interesting.

Try it and see what great excuses you can come up with from these characters.

I did it one time. It was fun. I pretended to be a member that had just read about old Joe marrying teenagers and was deeply troubled. I got the screenshots. I was told "when you start to think about things so deeply, everything falls apart."

Well that is a Mormon meme if there ever was one.

"Mormonism, once you start to think about it.....

It falls apart,"

Their glorious work is to convince people not to think.

finalfrontier Wrote:
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> "when you start to think about things so deeply, everything falls apart."

Chuckling out loud at the honesty.
Can only mean the writer has explored the limits of the thought envelope when things begin to "fall apart."

"Ooops! Back off on the thinkthrottle a bit."

LMAO!

"Stop the Insanity!"

Wait, when did the Three Nephites stop being needed? I thought they protected people from evil protesters outside of General Conference?

I went there and asked them "If it is important to be a family in heaven...does that mean you can have children with your wife after you both die?"

I was specifically told...."You can not have children after you die"

Lying for the Lord 101

Well, you should have specified after you die and are resurrected. Maybe they thought you meant in the spirit world, which is just the place you go "after you die"

Although, I am sure they know what you meant but went with the technicality.

The Three Nephites were rendered obsolete by the new "run flat" tires that can be driven on even after losing pressure.

Q: Who were the Three Nephites who helped stranded motorists?
A: Manny, Moe and Jack

Fun fact: The Three Nephites once attempted to break into show biz with a vaudeville trio act, but they were upstaged by Larry Fine and the Howard brothers.

Is it possible that the Three Nephites are really the Three Wise Men? The two groups have never been featured in the same painting.

Some doubt the three men were able to escape the Book of Mormon, as it's almost impossible to get past Second Nephi.

How about saying that "I heard that up until 1990, there were temple oaths that involved acting out having your throat and body sliced open as a penalty for revealing mormon secrets. Is that true?". Then watch them lie.

I got a missionary to say the part where God darkens the Lamanites skin to make them not enticing wasn't from God the other day.