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cricket
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Date: January 07, 2014 04:29PM
Somewhere in another thread our very own utahstateagnostics got me to laughing with this one line description: "The temple is like Fight Club."
So I tried to come up with a few. What are your best shots?
Touring a funeral home impersonating the Pillsbury Doe Boy while awkwardly being groped by the Michelen Man through a white curtain.
Stand up, sit down calisthenics while changing Elvis costumes with stern older folks monitoring everyone with the evil eye.
Mormon marionettes costumed in white impersonating real people while bowing their heads, raising their arms and in unison chanting, "Pay Lay Ale!"
Drill team raising arms to the square while circling the alter and mumbling in cadence to the officiator's cues.
Saintly sentinels standing stoically waiting for the seating signal "That will do!"
The temple is like Fight Club.- utahstateagnostics
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/07/2014 04:29PM by cricket.