Posted by:
Elder Berry
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Date: October 31, 2013 12:05PM
"If anyone is foolish enough or misled enough to reject 531 pages of a heretofore unknown text teeming with literary and Semitic complexity without honestly attempting to account for the origin of those pages—especially without accounting for their powerful witness of Jesus Christ and the profound spiritual impact that witness has had on what is now tens of millions of readers—if that is the case, then such a person, elect or otherwise, has been deceived; and if he or she leaves this Church, it must be done by crawling over or under or around the Book of Mormon to make that exit."
http://www.lds.org/general-conference/2009/10/safety-for-the-soul?lang=engIt hit me today that in reading The Book of Mormon I always wondered why these prophets named their people after themselves. When I learned about Israelites I looked up what that meant and found out it meant the people of Jacob I think? Anyway it struck me as odd that Book of Mormon peoples were always named in this pattern yet there were few Biblical examples of this happening.
Today I realized that the reason it might be so common in the Book of Mormon to call different people after prophet was because it was all there was. The Book of Mormon has people multipying and replenishing like rabbits and the easiest way to name all these minions is by their prophets' names, yet The Bible has almost none of that.
So I am able to find a way to crawl over or under or around the Book of Mormon by grabbing a hold of one of these prophets and using him (probably Nephi The Laban Slayer) to see how the Book of Mormon is a total 19th Century creation.
And it came to pass that damn the chiasmus I found a way through the wormholy Book of Mormon!