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Posted by: redpill ( )
Date: October 14, 2013 02:52PM
Satan- the first Exmormon

After reading the thread on the War in Heaven it got me thinking about how it really went down


Satan asks-"Father I see you spent $1000 Billion on that Earth Project to put all your illegitimate children on. That money was for the homeless on planet Kolob "2. And if everyone finds out you are lying you are in big trouble."

Father responds- "Satan doubt your doubts"

Satan says- "F$@%@&^ That. I am outa here."

Some things never change.

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Posted by: emily ( )
Date: October 14, 2013 03:20PM
Re: Satan- the first Exmormon

LOL

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Posted by: almostthere ( )
Date: October 14, 2013 04:37PM
Re: Satan- the first Exmormon

Haha, I read an ex-JW thread a while back that had a transcript of a JW sermon. It claimed that Satan was the original JW apostate!

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