Testimonies doen’t make him cry, it only makes him stronger Even the devil lists him as their emergency contact number Every time he goes for a swim dolphins appears Find out what it is in the gospel to doubt and then don't doubt that thing He can identify angels He can speak Egnish in German He has been known to heal narcolepsy just by walking into the meeting He is fluent in all languages, including Adamic He performs temple work vicariously without even dressing up or going into a temple He once punched Satan – that’s right you heard me He wouldn’t be afraid to ordain women if he thought they could handle sharing it with him If he had a beard, it would look even better so that is why he doesn't wear one - his humilty