And no I don't mean pictures of women in garments. I mean with story lines, tantalizing the child-like upbringing and feigned innocence of mormons. Would any of you watch? I am tempted to hire actors and make some. They would also be aroused to be able to talk about taboo subjects and feel relief that there are others out there...

I should add that I have written tv scripts before, so I think that I could make it the ultimate mormon taboo. I Know the media would pick up the story and the church would issue a statement. But imagine what a great way to share the truth this would be?

Since Mormons LOVE porn, I have always been tempted to do this...I would immediately wear robes and have a cigar...



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What really happens at a missionary Zone Conference...

Ignorant elders going on splits with the sisters

the temple changing room late at night while a sister is bent over cleaning

a SP has an affair with the daughter of a bishop in the stake and it carries on with no one noticing

an elder goes to see a married sister but she is showering

am investigator blows the elders during an entire discussion

a black brother asks to get clarification on mixing races from the SC teacher who is a married white female

A young sister asks the bishop to explain polygamy with JS, since she cant understand it


I mean there are dozens of story lines that would expose (pun intended) the doctrine while showing that mormons are depraved, it would be the ultimate TBM dirty little secret.

I called you names the other week and in general, I don't like you. But I like your ideas. We almost might be friends soon.

Two missionaries are teaching the law of chastity to some young hottie.

They proceed to demonstrate all forbidden things.

The girl has to say something about having something "white and delightsome" all over her face.

Open on two wholesome young people, sitting tantalizingly close, lust on their faces, sexual tension dripping from every pore.

Slowly, their hands inch across the space between them until that electric moment their fingers touch.

Overcome with passion, he cops a feel.

She swoons a second, then slaps him.

He runs away mortified.

She weeps for the loss of her purity.

That would be the opening scene of a movie about my Mormon sex life.

Well, maybe if they paid me $1000 per hour, to watch
performers portraying Warren Jeffs and his many wenches,
"consumating" their "spiritual" sealings in the beds
of the Texas Yearning For Zion Temple...

No... they'd better make that $2000 per hour -- I'd need
some extra cash to purchase air-sickness tablets, some
sea-sickness meds and car-sickness cures.

UD

If you want to make some money off these mormon shitheads go buy a bunch of garmies; cut out the nipples and/or crotch and sell them on Ebay.

Every hose has its' kink.



I want 20% of the total handle.

Satan loves you

The only prob is u need a TR to buy gammies, why would I waste that kind of money again? (those things are just as or more expensive than Victoria's Secret) Anyway, so no one has seen the movie Orgasmo? It was on cable years ago about a guy on his church mission, away from his fiance, So he's on his mission in CA and agrees to do some acting on the side to make money for their wedding post-mission. Later he realizes it's Porno acting, and he still goes along with it. It's more of a comedy.

I will tell you a secret and an odd one at that. Growing up seeing missionaries everywhere, good looking missionaries, I often had fantasies. At 17 oh how I longed for those geeky but strangely attractive guys in suits to come to my door while my parents were at work, kind of sweaty from their bike ride, want to talk, I would offer them some water and then magic would happen. I used to be jealous seeing sister missionaries with elders because they got to be around them all the time! Then I would fantasize I was a sister alone with an elder..anyway. Yes. Yes I would watch mormon porn. I've looked for it many times but who knew with all the different fetishes and likes in the world not a one of mormons, except mormonboyz but that's not the kind of porn I enjoy.

A porn about two cute sister missionaries who apprehensively start experimenting and end up in a full blown 69 would be absolutely amazing.

A single or married sister confessing her masturbation sins to the bishop.


Missionary door knocking scenarios. In Montreal, a beautiful girl got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around her beautiful body and stood at the door dripping wet while my comp and I taught a first discussion to her. She invited us in, but we declined. I've always regretted that.


Another along the interview theme, show the interview with a minor, and the perverted bishop afterward.


A court of love gangbang complete with an innocent verdict. It could get creative with how the high council takes turns with her. Thinking of the 6 for and 6 against, and how they could question and cross examine. Stake presidency perversions and don't forget the clerk.


Girls camp. And lots of cupcake licking. Lots of cupcakes.... Licking.


Church dances and blowjobs in the baptismal font.



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cheezus Wrote:
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> Missionary door knocking scenarios. In Montreal,
> a beautiful girl got out of the shower, wrapped a
> towel around her beautiful body and stood at the
> door dripping wet while my comp and I taught a
> first discussion to her. She invited us in, but
> we declined. I've always regretted that.

Man, I had such a boring mission. You would think something like this would happen in Brazil, not Canada...

The girl here was half Brazilian and half québécoise. Quebec was a hotbed of craziness. There were a few times when we tracted into young couples having sex. I have no idea why they answered the door. One couple as I think about it now was probably trying to invite us into the mix. Others had stories of girls answering the door nude. I didn't have that fortune. In summertime the clothes were very skimpy. That was a highlight. I found many of the Quebec girls extremely attractive. There were some good times.

A cash strapped couple doing what ever it takes to be full tithe payers, yea even offering up his wife to the lord's anointed.


A new and improved prayer circle.



A YM YW "combined" activity.

"I would immediately wear robes and have a cigar..."

Would this be for marketing purposes or just for fun? :)

porn and chicken my friend. thats where the money is

There is deginitely a market for it. I do pen and ink comics as a hobby and have often consudered making a short, erotic comic with this kink in mind. I mean, think about it, hentai graphic bivels are big sellers even in the US, a guy or gal would be able to purchase online and hide the goods pretty easily.. Take it along on their mission as spank material.. Oh damn, excuse me, I need to get a pen and paper right now. Guys, I will post a link if i manage to bust out a 24 page comic. Cha ching baby.

omg can we do blow jobs through the veil? baptismal voyeurism? washing and anointing storyline with a hearty helping of homoeroticism that touches on the appeal of an older more experienced man showing a young man the ropes? im not going to be able to sleep now. Bet i could sell them through a publish on demand printing house and amazon kindle

shouldnt the characters use tge same spiritual manipulation on each other that the church uses? feeling the holy spirit.. heavenly father desires this for us... here, let me wash away your sins...

love it

Wow, this is a great idea.
I would totally love to see that and i'm sure it would get a LOT of TBM viewers.

It's funny one of the most viewed videos on a particular Porn site right now supposedly has a Mormon girl from BYU.

reminds me of Orgazmo

I was about to post that same comment. If you haven't seen it, it pretty funny. The same guys that wrote the book of mormon musical did it. Mormon missionary that becomes a porn actor. Classic!

Wasn't there a thread recently about "jumpers" who's job it is to bounce the beds of soaking byu students... I'd watch a porn about that haha

Yes, you should definitely do this!

> I mean with story lines, tantalizing the child-like upbringing and feigned innocence of mormons.

How about an uncensored version of the temple movie. Adam, Eve, and the snake for starters. And don't forget the pornolicious phrase, "We will go down!"

Do it, do it right, do it right now (as SWK once said).

"What is wanted?

................

I will give it to you through the glory hole in the veil."


What the hell, we're all going to hell anyway. Let's have some fun.

OMG, I LOL'd so hard.

doesn't look like a magic banana to me Bishop. But you are my priesthood authority so I'll give it a taste.

Bishop interviewing 19 year old prospective sister missionary and asks her about masturbation. She shares some interesting details from her personal habits then gives a demonstration.

"Hot Mormon Love" can't believe no one mentioned three sister wives on their 'night off' from their priesthood holder.

Has it a name?