A Nice Note from Mission President

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  • user warning: Table './exmo_08072012/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>good_girl Jan. 2014</p>\n<p>[Admin Note - Where the technology is readily available, every electronic communication a Mormon missionary has is now monitored by church leadership, Here is an example.]</p>\n<p>I just got a Note from a friend. She is actually an \"investigator\". She knows it is a fraud but simply decided to give the mishs a good time out. One Elder had a bad time and sent about 20 Short Messages with her during the last month. Today she got a FB Message from MishPrez. I don\'t know should I cry or laugh out loud? I just want to share with you.</p>\n<p>They obviously watch every action - so we are talking here about ~20-25 messages within 4-5 days from each side. C U L T!!!!!</p>\n<p>Dear Sister (actually not even a member or prospect) xxx</p>\n<p>I just received a note from the office, that there where a huge exchange of messages between Elder xxx and you in December. I sincerely hope that this won\'t happen again. Thanks in advance Prez xxx</p>\n<hr />\njujubee<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\ntell her to write back to the mp and say the messages are PERSONAL and none of his beezwax.\n<hr />\n<p>subeamnotlogedin<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez</p>\n<p>Dear Mr. XXX, I am investigating the church and I am very disturbed by the lack of privacy you are giving me.<br />\nThanks in advance for stopping this behavior, xxx</p>\n<hr />\n<p>cludgie<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\nDear MP, please keep a shorter leash on your boys. And tell them to quit touching me.</p>\n<hr />\n<p>submissionary<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\n\"Elder XXX is in the shower right now. I\'ll go and tell him to stop texting me. He\'s using up all my hot water anyways...\"</p>\n<hr />\njujubee<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\nlmao\n<hr />\nnot logged in<br />\nAll of the responses are so good. May I add one?\n<p>Dear Mr. Prez,</p>\n<p>When I told some of my friends that I was investigating your church, they warned me that it was a cult. I had not believed them until I received your note.</p>\n<p>I will no longer be taking up the time of any or your \"elders\".</p>\n<hr />\n<p>madalice<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\nDear sir:<br />\nDo I detect jealousy? Or are you just a creepy voyeur? Last time I checked, people over 18 are adults. He\'s not only an adult, but he\'s also a volunteer. Your spying is way out of line.</p>\n<hr />\n<p>newnameabigail<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\nLmoa your responses are so funny go on :)</p>\n<hr />\npresleynfactsrock<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\nHearing this, how the cult can be tracking every move of a mishie, makes be cringe and sets my anger off. These kids are VOLUNTEERS for gawdsakes, and they are considered adults legally by their ages.\n<p>What a terrible job to have - to be the type of MishPrez who deligently, deligently monitors the moves of the mishies day in and day out, plus push push pushes for the top baptism numbers of the month.</p>\n<p>Hope some of those mishies see the light and ask for their passports.</p>\n<hr />\nsparty<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\nMy response would be something along the lines of:\n<p>Dear MishPrez:</p>\n<p>Or else what?</p>\n<p>I await your response.</p>\n<hr />\nHoly the Ghost<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\nDear Mr *******\n<p>I\'m sorry...who are you? Why do you think you have the right to tell me who I can communicate with?</p>\n<p>Sincerely,<br />\nMs. *******</p>\n<hr />\n<p>sherlock<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\nDear MP,</p>\n<p>I was surprised to receive a note from you reprimanding the excessive messaging. Elder X clearly hasn\'t yet confessed to the excessive threesomes and district orgies.</p>\n<p>Yours sincerely,</p>\n<p>No Mo<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\ngood_girl_ Wrote:<br />\n-------------------------------------------------------<br />\n&gt; but<br />\n&gt; simply decided to give the mishs a good time out.<br />\n&gt; One Elder had a bad time and</p>\n<p>\"... a good time out...\" What does that mean?</p>\n<hr />\ncludgie<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\nDrive to the mission office and pay this asshole a visit. Take friends. Then drop info like the missionary was eating all your cereal and doesn\'t know how to make coffee.\n<hr />\nsubeamnotlogedin<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\nPlease send an update on this e-mail exchange. MishPrez is clearly on the losing end.\n<hr />\n<p>leroy<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\nI was a never mo (still am) and I allowed the mishies to start their discussions with me - I had evil intent of course. I brought up the part about the church encouraging gay men to marry and have families. I described the misery such misguided inspiration causes.</p>\n<p>Anyhow, one afternoon, I got a phone call from someone identifying himself as the mission prez - telling me to quit talking to the boys, etc. I LOL\'d at him....and never saw the boys again. leroy</p>\n<hr />\nSurrender Dorothy<br />\nRe: A Nice Note from MishPrez<br />\nDear Mr. Last Name,\n<p>Well, this is awkward. When Missionary-First-Name asked if your wife could borrow my phone for a few days, I was not aware of their plans for a clandestine text-fest. I\'m sure there\'s a perfectly innocent explanation that you will get sorted now you have all the extra time back that you had been spending minding MY business.</p>\n<p>\"Recovery from Mormonism - www.exmormon.org\"</p>\n', created = 1490455816, expire = 1490542216, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:d62bb06f49ad2474ff89b22d8c09cd89' in /home/exmormon/public_html/d6/drupal/includes/cache.inc on line 112.

good_girl Jan. 2014

[Admin Note - Where the technology is readily available, every electronic communication a Mormon missionary has is now monitored by church leadership, Here is an example.]

I just got a Note from a friend. She is actually an "investigator". She knows it is a fraud but simply decided to give the mishs a good time out. One Elder had a bad time and sent about 20 Short Messages with her during the last month. Today she got a FB Message from MishPrez. I don't know should I cry or laugh out loud? I just want to share with you.

They obviously watch every action - so we are talking here about ~20-25 messages within 4-5 days from each side. C U L T!!!!!

Dear Sister (actually not even a member or prospect) xxx

I just received a note from the office, that there where a huge exchange of messages between Elder xxx and you in December. I sincerely hope that this won't happen again. Thanks in advance Prez xxx


jujubee
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
tell her to write back to the mp and say the messages are PERSONAL and none of his beezwax.

subeamnotlogedin
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez

Dear Mr. XXX, I am investigating the church and I am very disturbed by the lack of privacy you are giving me.
Thanks in advance for stopping this behavior, xxx


cludgie
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
Dear MP, please keep a shorter leash on your boys. And tell them to quit touching me.


submissionary
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
"Elder XXX is in the shower right now. I'll go and tell him to stop texting me. He's using up all my hot water anyways..."


jujubee
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
lmao
not logged in
All of the responses are so good. May I add one?

Dear Mr. Prez,

When I told some of my friends that I was investigating your church, they warned me that it was a cult. I had not believed them until I received your note.

I will no longer be taking up the time of any or your "elders".


madalice
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
Dear sir:
Do I detect jealousy? Or are you just a creepy voyeur? Last time I checked, people over 18 are adults. He's not only an adult, but he's also a volunteer. Your spying is way out of line.


newnameabigail
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
Lmoa your responses are so funny go on :)


presleynfactsrock
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
Hearing this, how the cult can be tracking every move of a mishie, makes be cringe and sets my anger off. These kids are VOLUNTEERS for gawdsakes, and they are considered adults legally by their ages.

What a terrible job to have - to be the type of MishPrez who deligently, deligently monitors the moves of the mishies day in and day out, plus push push pushes for the top baptism numbers of the month.

Hope some of those mishies see the light and ask for their passports.


sparty
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
My response would be something along the lines of:

Dear MishPrez:

Or else what?

I await your response.


Holy the Ghost
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
Dear Mr *******

I'm sorry...who are you? Why do you think you have the right to tell me who I can communicate with?

Sincerely,
Ms. *******


sherlock
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
Dear MP,

I was surprised to receive a note from you reprimanding the excessive messaging. Elder X clearly hasn't yet confessed to the excessive threesomes and district orgies.

Yours sincerely,

No Mo
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
good_girl_ Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> but
> simply decided to give the mishs a good time out.
> One Elder had a bad time and

"... a good time out..." What does that mean?


cludgie
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
Drive to the mission office and pay this asshole a visit. Take friends. Then drop info like the missionary was eating all your cereal and doesn't know how to make coffee.
subeamnotlogedin
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
Please send an update on this e-mail exchange. MishPrez is clearly on the losing end.

leroy
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
I was a never mo (still am) and I allowed the mishies to start their discussions with me - I had evil intent of course. I brought up the part about the church encouraging gay men to marry and have families. I described the misery such misguided inspiration causes.

Anyhow, one afternoon, I got a phone call from someone identifying himself as the mission prez - telling me to quit talking to the boys, etc. I LOL'd at him....and never saw the boys again. leroy


Surrender Dorothy
Re: A Nice Note from MishPrez
Dear Mr. Last Name,

Well, this is awkward. When Missionary-First-Name asked if your wife could borrow my phone for a few days, I was not aware of their plans for a clandestine text-fest. I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation that you will get sorted now you have all the extra time back that you had been spending minding MY business.

"Recovery from Mormonism - www.exmormon.org"